Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Stop Press - they've only gone and won the war on drugs

STOP PRESS:

'Outgoing U.S. President George W. Bush proudly announced today that the United States has won the war on drugs and all illegal drugs have been eliminated from the country.
"None of our efforts have been in vain", the president declared during a televised news conference. "The war on drugs has ended and we, the American people, have proven victorious!"'

Bush's War on Drugs Ends With Success

Seriously though, as we approach the New Year, it's good to know that one day our work will be over because the war on drugs will have ended...albeit for slightly different reasons than this article and on a slightly different time scale...

For now though, thank you to all those who are supporting our mission and no thanks at all to those who make our work necessary in the first place. A merry festive season to all (why shouldn't drug warriors have a nice Christmas?) and a wonderful year for our supporters.

5 comments:

jack said...

Mission Accomplished!

Sinick. said...

If the war is won, then shouldn`t the winner set free the P.O.W.`s.

Colby said...

wow, war on "drugs"? of course we're gonna lose if we let the government control the names of the substances that we use to cure our depression, stress, anxiety, and to have fun. The term "drug" is looked at negatively throughout most of the world. "abuse" is also misleading, because we're not abusing medications at all. We're simply using them to reach a different goal than the medical one, how would that make it 'wrong'?

chrisbx515 said...

Have a great 2009
Keep on keeping on
Peace

Derek said...

Happy new year to you guys! I suppose next year is likely to prove just as interesting as the last one...